It is a known fact that the best way to introduce a new product and/or service that will be appreciated by the general public is through the use of surveys and by taking on board suggestions by potential punters.

One new Belfast club, Rain, took this seriously(!) and published a few of the letters it was sent in their booklet promoting their opening weekend.

The responses are brilliant, as are the letters. Here are two.

Dear Marty
Why mate when I went to dis club da other nite all dressed 2go city centre like that I got knacked back at da door? My mucker told me to make sure I wore a shirt jeans and shoes so I did so I did. Da doorman tauld me dat I didn’t look rite for the club so I foned Steeky to cum pick me up n just went home.
(Beezer, Belfast)

Dear Mr. Beezer
Please give my head peace and don’t waste my time I have a club to run.

Dear Marty,
Why is that I can go to some clubs in Belfast and have no problems getting in with my tattoos showing and when I go to others I get refused entry? My tats are no political spidee or intimidating I am actually a male model and in 3rd year law at Queens and take great pride on my appearance as you can imagine.
(R. Donaghy, Belfast)

Dear Mr. Donaghy
We love tattoos As long as they are not political or chav style which is understandable don’t you think? Tatts are an art and must be appreciated so you are welcome to my club anytime.

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